HB, Matty!

Caught in action by the all-seeing, ever-present Hidden HackFester Cam, taskmaster Matty --

coach and P.E. maestro -- whips his flabby, video-game-addicted charges into ship shape in this recent shot.

Coach Marion has reverted to "old school" methodology in his effort to rejuvenate a generation of couch potatoes

and "vidiots," whose fingers and thumbs get far more exercise than any and all other body parts combined.

He has his work cut out for him...note the two wusses on the right and the one behind who have assumed

the classic knees-on-ground-girly-pushup-stance.

All the Best on your Big Day, Mateo!  (And continued good luck in your quest to save the endless supply

of slackers from themselves....)